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6/5/06 06:52 pm
How Chinese Am I?
hehe... stole this from Kathleen. Let's see how it goes...
[x] Are you Chinese in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in China?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have u taken chinese school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak in Chinese?
[x] Do you have an "asian crew"?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
[ ] You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
[ ] You have never used your dishwasher.
Total: 5
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[ ] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys?
[x] Is your last name lee, chang,jung,chung, liu, wang, lu, wong, kim, lim or choi, etc? (I guess it's the etc part)
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both a Chinese and an english name
[x] You twirl your pen around your fingers.
[ ] You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.
[x] You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
[x] You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Total: 6
[x] Have you watched Chinese movies?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Do u play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, DOD etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano/flute?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
[x] Your parents fight with other people about who should pay the bill
[x] You dont go shopping until there is a sale, a BIG sale.
[x] You use a wok to cook food.
Total: 8
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an asian community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
[ ] You mostly eat at asian resturaunts
[x] You speak your native language at home
[ ] You know someone who can give you a good deal on jewellery or electronics.
[ ] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
Total: 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs and barely speak english?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Are you short?(Not for an asian = ))
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for "later use"?
[x] You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
[ ] You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
[ ] When you go to restaurants, your parents force you to buy the cheapest item on the menu.
Total: 5
Add up your totals and multiply by 2.
56% chinese....yea, I'd have to say I am a banana...or a twinkie (depending on which choice of food you like better) ; )
hehe... stole this from Kathleen. Let's see how it goes...
[x] Are you Chinese in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in China?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have u taken chinese school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak in Chinese?
[x] Do you have an "asian crew"?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
[ ] You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
[ ] You have never used your dishwasher.
Total: 5
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[ ] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys?
[x] Is your last name lee, chang,jung,chung, liu, wang, lu, wong, kim, lim or choi, etc? (I guess it's the etc part)
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both a Chinese and an english name
[x] You twirl your pen around your fingers.
[ ] You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.
[x] You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
[x] You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Total: 6
[x] Have you watched Chinese movies?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Do u play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, DOD etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano/flute?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
[x] Your parents fight with other people about who should pay the bill
[x] You dont go shopping until there is a sale, a BIG sale.
[x] You use a wok to cook food.
Total: 8
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an asian community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
[ ] You mostly eat at asian resturaunts
[x] You speak your native language at home
[ ] You know someone who can give you a good deal on jewellery or electronics.
[ ] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
Total: 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs and barely speak english?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Are you short?(Not for an asian = ))
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for "later use"?
[x] You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
[ ] You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
[ ] When you go to restaurants, your parents force you to buy the cheapest item on the menu.
Total: 5
Add up your totals and multiply by 2.
56% chinese....yea, I'd have to say I am a banana...or a twinkie (depending on which choice of food you like better) ; )
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